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Working Boyoyoing Glasses

Springy googly eyes spectacles you can see through
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Since I wear actual glasses, I've never had a go on those springy ones which fall out of their frames on slinkies, but I presume they aren't ideal for seeing through. However, through the power of fibreoptics, a spray of fibres could cover their "retinæ" and twist into a rope an exact number of times along the springs until they arrive at the panes or lenses themselves. This would enable the wearer to become extremely nauseous, go cross-eyed and throw up all over the place, so it's a win-win really.
nineteenthly, Dec 24 2023

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       Oh yes! Didn't think of that.   

       It's also possible to turn everything upside down this way.
nineteenthly, Dec 24 2023
  

       Give these to the guy who just ate mushrooms out back.
21 Quest, Dec 24 2023
  

       [a1], true but sideways or one upside down and the other the right way up are further options.
nineteenthly, Dec 24 2023
  

       a wing wong situation
pashute, Dec 27 2023
  

       Couldn't've put it better myself.
nineteenthly, Dec 27 2023
  

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       //bet you can't walk across the room wearing these.//I bet I could. Just close my eyes and go.
Voice, Dec 27 2023
  
      
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