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Bought a used house? Have a lot of unwanted carpet
but don't want to
pull it
up because it's the only insulation you have? Throwing
a big party? Is
your
boss coming over a bit sooner then you expect?
Quickly class up your
crib
by throwing down a nice oaken or matai rug made out
of
the finest
recycled
timber.
These rugs are made of the finest hardwood flooring,
supported by an
aluminum base with a regular grid of soft plastic feet.
They sit solidly on your existing carpet, the edges
sloped and flush with
the
carpet to avoid stubbed toes. Place your coffee table
on it for the look of
the
sophisticated. Set your cat food and water bowls on it
for simple
convenience!
Now custom made to any dimension! First come, first
served.
Deep_20Pile_20Distressed_20Durango
why have wood when you can have 'looks like wood, but isn't wood'? [xenzag, Mar 27 2019]
Wood Floors on Carpet
http://www.sallycde...od-floor-on-carpet/
Somehow I feel like this was written by gpt-2. But looks like it is basically baked. [mylodon, Mar 27 2019]
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Where is it kept when not in use? |
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Also, what if my coffee table is more than 1m long or wide? Won't it look a bit silly? |
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// Where is it kept when not in use? // |
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Under the existing carpet, durrrr .... |
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After a while won't your guests notice that none of your doors can be opened? |
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No, because if you can't open any doors you won't have any guests unless they climb in through the windows. |
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Also you'll starve to death, but that's incidental.. |
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True - unless the guests are already in your house when you start putting this stuff down on the floor |
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Indeed; athough if you're the sort of person who intentionally and systematically blocks all your doors from opening, you are very unlikely to ever have any guests, for that matter visitors of any sort ... |
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[xenzag] would be the one to ask - from the latest surveillance report, the anti-Trump barricades now fill 85% of the habitable volume of the residrnce. |
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Hm. I feel like everyone is getting hung up on a very
little thing. Just stick them in the middle of the
room. Nobody is going to die from using one of
these. Nobody sensible puts throw rugs near doors.
All throw rugs, cloth or wood, block doors. |
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Just put in the garage or anyplace you normally put
unwanted throw rugs, tables, or large sheets of
plywood. |
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And finally, to fully resolve the last question, and
guarantee this is a superior product everyone wants,
they come now in custom sizes. Just punch the
dimensions you want into the online form, to suit
any coffee table. |
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//everyone wants// I assume you are using "to want" in the sense of "not to have" |
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Also when you throw it, how do you ensure it lands the right side up? |
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Easy.. The underside is coated in a thin layer of butter. |
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// Nobody is going to die from using one of these. // |
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You really know how to spoil a beautiful moment, don't you ? |
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// And finally, to fully resolve the last question, and guarantee this is a superior product everyone wants, they come now in custom sizes. Just punch the dimensions you want into the online form, to suit any coffee table. // |
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You're going to need sufficient data for a meaningful answer. |
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//Bought a used house?// Has this not happened to everyone
since about 1400AD? |
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To people other than your family, yes. Sending in a company of men-at-arms to occupy anywhere that you decide you want is not a typical approach to acquiring vacant possession. |
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