h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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That's pretty much it: A stroller that mimics the pre-natal
environment as much as possible.
Warm, dark, and floaty, with muffled sounds from outside
and the reassuring throb of a heartbeat.
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You know you're lazy when you identify the loss of
umbilical cord as the major turning point in your life. |
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The only problem I foresee is that getting the kid
back out of the stroller could involve a lot of
pushing. |
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You could put a zipplable slit in it and call it The Macduff. |
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For children 30 years and up (or older). Not sure you want to developmentally hobble your child on porpoise, sensory deprivation being what it is, even in REM cycles. Perhaps there is an argument for such a device for children on the autism spectrum, or some such syndrome, where minimising sensory input is advised. |
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A good idea for infants at least. [+] |
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Okay, from the title I assumed this was a gestation
chamber-on-wheels for use with "preemies," or a
mobile "man cave," or a custom van conversion... |
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Excellent! Please provide an adult version for air travelers... [+] |
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