Wolf crying

Very well looked after wolves, mildly domesticated. When people feel a bit sad they can go and howl with the wolves. Anyone who ever had a dog knows they need no encouragement. Qualifications for 'wolf crying' do not exist, if you feel a bit grim come on down and have a howl, it's utterly un-political and sympathetic. Instant choir of "I know, sometimes you get a bad hand." I suppose this is, in some ways, the function that our animal companions perform anyway. They may even develop a caste system whereby non-singing wolves see the benefits (food, afffection) of being good at singing and aspire to this. Mummy wolves teaching their children to sing. To make it viable you would have to charge, of course the money should go to the 'wolves', but what do they want? Meat? Mating? Adventure? Looking at this now I see I haven't really thought this out to it's exciting extremes. One could organise to have a surgical brain heammorage to eradicate memory and then enter some sort of Kevin Costner 'Grumbles with wolves'episode.