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The Whoopmeister 3000 is a smartphone app with 3 touchscreen
buttons that activate audio whoops of varying degrees of intensity,
to augment crowd response / applause. The politician in need can
then precisely control when to place these key instigatory
volcalizations in response to point they
make in their speeches. No
longer will boring politicians have to rely on audience plant who get
the timing wrong or who fall asleep.
Example: "I want a flat tax... clap clap...across the board... clap
clap... for all... natural born ... clap clap ... american .... citizens.
Whooooooooooop! (crowd noise swells with perfect timing) clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap whooooooooooop clap clap clap. (Aside:
thank you whoopmeister 3000)
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The problem you have is that the smartphoe/app system is going to be significantly cleverer than most democrats (and by some degree cleverer than all democrats), so presumably the phone gets to vote too... |
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