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White Stick Upgrades
Allows Blind Guys to Safely Walk Down the Street & Use a Toilet Without Contracting Medieval Diseases | |
It's bad enough that Sighted People have to dodge Medical
Waste,
Human Waste, and Toilet Seats that have been thoroughly
doused
with Human Waste and more!
It's time for a New White Stick -- one with an attached High
Pressure Washer full of a Chlorinated Antibacterial Solution.
For those
who frequently traverse dangerous neighborhoods,
Extra Taser, Oil Slick Sprayer, and Knockout Gas Attachments
can
be added to the White Stick for a nominal additional expense.
A Voice Activated High Energy Laser Dog Collar for the Seeing
Eye
Dog is also available for Blind Guys with scores to settle.
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Could do that light-sabre noise, as well. |
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Your brilliance is showing, though you may not be able to see
it. Bravo, Grog. |
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Yes - and it must make satisfying precision clicking sounds as
it's being reconfigured in readiness for the Hollywood
blockbuster that Tom Cruise will be making about it. |
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Nice, very groovy [xenzag]. |
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