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White Stick Upgrades

Allows Blind Guys to Safely Walk Down the Street & Use a Toilet Without Contracting Medieval Diseases

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It's bad enough that Sighted People have to dodge Medical Waste, Human Waste, and Toilet Seats that have been thoroughly doused with Human Waste and more!

It's time for a New White Stick -- one with an attached High Pressure Washer full of a Chlorinated Antibacterial Solution. For those who frequently traverse dangerous neighborhoods, Extra Taser, Oil Slick Sprayer, and Knockout Gas Attachments can be added to the White Stick for a nominal additional expense.

A Voice Activated High Energy Laser Dog Collar for the Seeing Eye Dog is also available for Blind Guys with scores to settle.

—	Grogster, Jan 18 2020

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—	21 Quest, Jan 18 2020

Could do that light-sabre noise, as well.

—	FlyingToaster, Jan 19 2020

Get Q on the phone!

—	phoenix, Jan 19 2020

Diamond

—	xenzag, Jan 19 2020

Your brilliance is showing, though you may not be able to see it. Bravo, Grog.

—	blissmiss, Jan 19 2020

Yes - and it must make satisfying precision clicking sounds as it's being reconfigured in readiness for the Hollywood blockbuster that Tom Cruise will be making about it.

—	DenholmRicshaw, Jan 19 2020

Nice, very groovy [xenzag].

—	wjt, Jan 20 2020

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