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If you made a white chocolate statue of Jesus with a liquid cherry center, then you could use a toothpick to add the stigmata yourself, or perhaps a tattoo. Encourage your artistic side!
Of course, there's the issue of how to eat it, like with animal cookies. I start with the extremities, but my
kid brother always started with the head.
(?) choccy Jesus.
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/230/ shouldn't laugh - but "submit the buggar" made me chuckle [po, Mar 31 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Sweet Jesus!
http://www.angelfir...ilytravesty/72.html A story 'bout the Sweet Jesus chosolate, will find a better link later. Maybe. [[ sctld ], Mar 31 2002]
(??) Car-friendly chocolate.
http://www.hersheya...istory/rationd.html 'Hershey's Tropical Chocolate', aka Ration bar D. [StarChaser, Apr 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
God & Chocolate
http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/chocolate.html ...worth it for the phrase "I think Jesus would've enjoyed a chocolate drink as much as he enjoyed turning water into wine at a wedding feast". [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
Jesus and Mary Chocolate Mould - only $2.25
http://www.kitchenk...oduct.asp?pn=MA0377 Truly a bargain - I think this is the mould used for the chocolate Jesus in [po]'s JOTW link (above). [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
The Immaculate Confection
http://web.mit.edu/...www/PG/sweejee.html Baked? - "A chocolate Jesus which bleeds red jam has outraged Church leaders" [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
Christian Gifts
http://members.trip...ates/christian.html A vast range of chocolate crucifixes, Communion boy lollipops (hmm?), Virgin Mary on a stick lollipops, angel candy, and of course, chocolate Jesuses. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
More chocolate religious leaders
http://www.overthem...a/ourchocolates.asp A chocolate buddha is available here. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
Chocolate Ganesh
http://osiris.sunde...i/chocolategod.html "BOMBAY: Hindu devotees are struggling to prevent a two-metre (six-foot) chocolate idol of an elephant-headed god, Ganesh, from melting in the scorching heat." [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
Chocolate Ganesh
http://www.iol.co.z...581522B241&set_id=1 (same story as above, but with a Reuters tagline, so it must be true, mustn't it? ...) [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
(?) Gadgets for God
http://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/ "...consumer guide to tacky religious artefacts..." - with a food section. [hippo, Oct 04 2004]
Preston's Custom Candy
http://www.prestonscandy.com/custom.html We used these guys before to make chocolate shapes, and they make creme-filled candies (including cherry cordials) there too. I bet you could get them to make this... [monkeywidget, Oct 04 2004]
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Believe ti or not, but this is actually Baked, and there was some uproar about it. |
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can you find a linky? scuttled. |
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If I were creative enough, I would post "White Chocolate Jesus and Vinegar Monkey" in the culture: superhero section. I think that with their combination of chocolate, New Testament philosophy and piss-flavoured simian hi-jinks, they would fight crime most efficaciously. |
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but it would taste ******* horrible. |
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Really? Only seven stars? I would have at least given it eight - ********. |
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Would this have a communion wafer in the middle of it perchance? |
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(Another fine example of the tolerance which we have come to expect from [Mephista].) |
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The idea does not require mocking. |
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<Obligatory "how many times does a catholic have to take communion before they've eaten a whole Jesus?" question> |
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<Additional obligatory "wasn't Jesus black or at least fairly tanned?" question, to placate Mephista's choccy purism> |
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with regards to leaving choccy on the dash, i can vouch for it's awkwardness when in a molten state. who would have thought that such a beautiful foodstuff could wreak that much havoc onto the car interior. they should make car friendly chocolate. |
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"...they should make car friendly chocolate." |
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Yes, perhaps out of stone. |
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Actually, there is one...A link appears. |
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I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dash-board of my car... |
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I like the stone chocolate idea, [bris] - not quite as tasty as the real thing, but, boy does it last and last... |
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Personally, I'd like to see the whole set of Mixed Disciples - each one a holy different flavour. Of course, knowing my luck I'd be the one stuck with the nasty halibut-flavoured chocolate Judas at the bottom of the box. "Can I swop it for your Jesus?" |
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"Go on. I'll give you these thirty chocolate coins as well..." |
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a range of small cheeses (ie, in a "sampler" styled presentation marketed for Christmas fare as "BABY-CHEESES" |
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White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff. |
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I 'spose I could go for a milk chocolate or dark chocolate one. Perhaps three different varieties so everyone can enjoy one. |
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thanx for the link jutta. as usual i wasn't the first (to think of it ) |
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"White chocolate is just bad. I'm sorry, but I hate the stuff."
-Bugsy, Apr 23 2003 |
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Agreed. They should make him out of dark chocolate anyhow, to more accurately reflect his middle-eastern jewish background. They can just paint a layer of white chocolate on for the WASPs who refuse to imagine jesus not having light brown hair and milky white skin. |
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We seem to be in a holiday-related mood this week. (WTAGIPBAN) |
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Getting prepared to wish jesus happy birthday, I thought only appropriate to bump this idea. Though not Easter, it is his birthday, and we should all toast him with a white chocolate sweet, whilst driving in our SUVs, me thinks. |
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Hey no Sorta Claus for years now, even though some of us have been good... |
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Hey [lostdog], which disciple would be "crunchy frog" flavour? |
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