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So the bread would be pre-sliced, then? |
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But I like my toast just one second before it is burned! |
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Perhaps the rising heat above the toaster could be captured, and through venturi effect, produce a thin high speed stream that is directed just short of an edge. The puff of air from the enbreaded bladder is piped to impinge briefly onto the silent jet of venturied air, deflecting it against the edge and setting up an edge effect turbulence that once started, will not stop sounding until the toast is popped up and the heating elements cooled. |
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If it's an auditory cue you're after, perhaps a popcorn
kernel or three could be inserted into each slice of bread
before toasting? |
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// perhaps a popcorn kernel or three could be inserted into each slice of bread before toasting? // |
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Oh, Homeland Security's just going to LOVE you ... or at least, want to play fast and loose with your Bodily Orifices, which isn't quite the same thing - outside secure detention ... "Who's ya Daddy ?" |
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Ummm [8th], I don't know where the Borg store their bread before consumption, but on earth it's not within Bodily Orifices. The same goes for popcorn kernels. |
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