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Ice cream made from the milk of whales might be
quite tasty (I believe whale milk is very rich and fatty,
so it would be of the 'premium' variety). And I
imagine a whale produces quite a bit more milk than
your average cow, so you could get plenty of it.
Milking whales would also serve
as a fun and
profitable challenge to 'extreme scuba divers' who
are bored with just swimming around and looking at
coral.
Or, this
http://www.halfbake...om/idea/HumanButter
[mrthingy, Mar 11 2002]
A place
http://chefmoz.org/...Deli1065191713.html
[DesertFox, Feb 28 2006]
Whale Ice Cream
http://mdn.mainichi...ph/040701ice/3.html
By the Japanese! [DesertFox, Feb 28 2006]
Look for: "Nam June Paik's classic 'Creep into the vagina of a living whale.' "
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Downtown_music
Downtown music. Conceptualism. Not really related. [JesusHChrist, Mar 01 2006]
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Endangered Species? Safe Distance? Environmentalists ramapage? |
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where are whales udders??? poor little baby whales, having their milk nicked from under them. Its Margaret Thatcher all over again. |
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Yeah. Might be tough getting them to stand still so the milk goes in the bucket. |
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What a fantastic idea. I love whales and whale paraphernalia. Super! |
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[admin] recategorised to Food: Ice Cream |
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Thanks to mrthingy for spotting it. |
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Croissant just for the extreme scuba divers. |
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Whale milking is described in "The Deep Range" (1957), Arthur C Clarke.
"What flavour is it?"
"Krill" |
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'Ee took me leg for half a pint o' milk that damn vanilla whale. |
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Killer whales sometimes separate a baby whale from its mother and eat it. You could wait until this happens and then milk the mother for just long enough to prevent her getting a painful buildup of milk. |
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I'm torn on this one. On one hand, it sounds a bit cruel. On the other, it would remove the same treatment from quite a few cows for every whale needed and I assume the whales will at least be free-range. Regarding the endagered species bit, this would make preservation directly profitable and should help grow populations. [+] for the creative thought. |
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I presume the fishbones against this were actually a marine-based compliment. (+). |
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We could cross this idea with the clothes dryer ice cream system. |
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Krill flavored, indeed. Might want to do a prototype batch of shrimp ice cream. |
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on that note, I'm just gonna go an mix up a BaconShake™ for breakfast |
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Um, I think that's whale ice cream, rather than whale milk ice cream...ew either way. |
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I want me some whale cheese... Can we make some of that too? |
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No, I think you'd get enough that you could package it in larger containers than that. |
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How is everyone so sure this would not taste good? I'm sure the first time a person started sucking on a cow everyone thought him disgusting. |
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Why bother with milking a whale when it would be simpler to milk an elephant? |
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Ooh, look. Mouse milk is on sale. I love the cheese flavor. |
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