Weather Filter™

OK everyone, admit it: when the weather outside is delightful, the last place you want to be is at WORK..

This product will best suite smaller businesses & home offices, as a large office building might be damn near impossible to install this sucker on - not to mention, expensive.*

Basic construction would include an aviary-style frame that encompasses the entire building. Various panels can automagically be lowered from the framework (usually by the boss) to simulate crappy weather to the casual observer inside. The basic principle at play here is keeping the sunlight to a minimum and diffusing available light into a dull neutral gray, much like a rainy day.

Workers inside eventually forget that the Weather Filter™ has been activated and will stop looking longingly out the windows, thereby increasing their productivity.

Models include one that can be affixed to the sides of a high-rise office building and be activated on a single floor if need be.

*The increase in productivity, depending on the company's average annual revenue will theoretically pay for the Weather Filter™ in an average of three years. I'm not sure how I figured that out though.