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Weapons of Tiny Destruction

 A Campaign of "shucks" and "aw"
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Tiny inhabitants of your vast domain (kitchen to living room) are staging an uprising. Curds huddle in cottage doors, holding cheesy guns. The Sheets majority, you have been told, are planning a coup. You know that you must act quickly. The Spooni ruling class is in favor. You are confident in your Bath party; your cabinet is filled with fiercely loyal Muslins. You decide to unleash Weapons of Tiny Destruction.

Today, a mustard packet in a crowded vegetable drawer… Tomorrow, raisin in the water supply.

Thursday ... ?

—k_sra, Apr 22 2003

Here's your Tiny (Dis)Information Minister http://www.msnbc.co...902476.asp?0cv=CB20
12" talking doll suitable for the kitchen counter (WTAGIPBAN) [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Here is the real thing http://www.weloveth...mationminister.com/
he'll probably end up a late nite talk show host [TonyDevilUK, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Is this an essay or an idea? I favor biological weapons - unleash the mold!
—DrCurry, Apr 22 2003
   

       Will there be any spud missiles?
—half, Apr 22 2003
   

       Well, I think there will half to be.
—k_sra, Apr 22 2003
   

       My Minister of Information assures me that masses of yankee noodles will soon be nuked.
—dijontoothpaste, Apr 22 2003
   

       Of course, the French Bread remains neutral.
—dustmonkey, Apr 22 2003
   

       Ahem. That's Freedom Bread.
—DrCurry, Apr 22 2003
   

       It is very important to our nation's security that Baghdad Bob (action figure) be prominent during any enemy onslaught. All invaders are dogs whose heads we will muzzle, they are serpents the likes of which we will cut into pieces. Their stomachs will burn at the hands of our people...
—k_sra, Apr 23 2003
   

       Haliborange have been awarded the highly lucrative contract for the restocking of the medicine cabinet.
—friendlyfire, Apr 23 2003
   


 

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