h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Travel around the world, collect water from all oceans and then sell it in little bottles as ornament. I can easily picture myself an obsessive collectionist wanting to buy 5 little bottles each one with water from each ocean so he could have a great conversation starter and impress his date. Just don't
get the water out of the faucet.
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"Just don't get the water out of the faucet."
Why not? The water from my tap probably came from all oceans (ever) at some point or another. |
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Wasn't this baked in Adam Sandler's "Waterboy"? He collected water from everywhere. The special water to him was melted iceberg or something. |
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He put them into little perfume looking bottles. |
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Urine of famous people. I'll bet no one has done that. Or the urine of everyone in a country, all mixed up. Collected at every sewage treatment facility, filtered and clarified. This could become America's final export before it becomes a pure consumer, manufacturing nothing. The American Essence, four ounces in a red, white, and blue bottle. |
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With a label that reads "Hecho en Mexico". |
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