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A simple alarm clock that sounds an alarm in the morning.
If your not up within 5 minutes, a small hole in the side of the clock squirts a stream of water into your face from its refillable water holding chamber.
Not up yet?
The squirting stops, and your free to rest.
The entire side of
the alarm clock opens , acitvates it's projectile system, and blasts whatever water is left all over you and your bed.
If your not up, you're probably dead.
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change it to a big bucket of ice cold... and I would...hate you - stoopid. |
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My son has one of these. It's called 'dad'. |
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PS sp. "you're probably dead". Watch out for the retentives :-) |
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I just spent way too much time trying to figure out what part of grammar a 'retentive' is. Perhaps some sort of punctuation... oh. right. |
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Yeah... if it could be more correctly written "you are" then "you're" is the right spelling to use. |
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[po]... that's the strongest negative I've ever seen you post! |
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you should get out more! :) |
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