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This is an homage and extension to the the Socks Machine idea, which is exceptional, in and of itself. With inspiration from Samsung, I will take it one tiny step more.
If you have a single pair of socks and underpants you enjoy using; simply remove before going to bed, and insert over foot and pelvis
meshes on a device by your bed, and close the lid. Overnight, the underpants and socks get flushed and soaped, rinsed and dried -- and then critically warmed -- 20 minutes after you awake, with very little shrinkage. This give you enough time to pop out of the shower, open the lid, and then apply toasty wool to your nethers before commencing the daily damp and cold commute.
Then, that night, you re-place your work pants and socks and save the naughty ones from excessive use until the weekends.
Socks Machine
Socks_20Machine
... just needed warm pants. [mylodon, Oct 06 2017]
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Wool? No wool anywhere near there... |
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//critically warmed// I do not want my underpants to reach criticality. |
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Particularly if it's triggered by symmetric implosion ... |
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That being said, waking up with warm underpants might be a
sign of some kind of urinary tract issue. |
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In hot climates, surely chilled underpants would be
what you want? - refreshingly cool against your
delicate skin, as opposed to stiflingly warm. Maybe
this device could cool or warm your kecks depending
on the weather? |
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"He looks like butter wouldn't melt in his underpants..." |
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