Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
i v n i n seeks n e t o

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


                   

Wall'o'Trousers!

 Please, Make It Stop! Oh, Nevermind. Too Late.
  (+2)
(+2) 		  [vote for,
against]

Well pressed and heavily starched, the wall is composed of trousers that fit you perfectly. Peel off a pair and you're good to go. When finished, simply launder, starch, and throw them against the wall again.

Inspired by [Max]'s "Wall'o'toruses!"

—Grogster, Feb 21 2012

"Put the mouse down..." http://technabob.co..._house_of_mouse.jpg
[normzone, Feb 21 2012]

Shameless self-insinuation What_20Pants_20Should_20I_20Wear_3f
These two combined will take all the stress out of choosing and donning legwear. [Alterother, Feb 22 2012]

Please log in.
If you're not logged in, you can see what this page looks like, but you will not be able to add anything.
Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee
Destination URL. E.g., https://www.coffee.com/
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)






       <bullhorn>   

       "Put ... the ... mouse ... DOWN ... and ... STEP ... AWAY ... from ... the ... KEYBOARD ..."   

       </bullhorn>
—8th of 7, Feb 21 2012
   

       Coming soon: a solid slab composed of small flexible fittings made of sintered silica particles. The wall'o'sand grommits.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 21 2012
   

       <pst [8th], press the button when you talk>
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 21 2012
   

       <aside>   

       Oh .... ta.   

       </aside>
—8th of 7, Feb 21 2012
   

       //launder, starch, and throw them against the wall again// You'll find they adhere to the wall better if you skip steps #1 & #2.
—mouseposture, Feb 21 2012
   

       + because I first read Wall'o'toruses as 'Wall o trousers' and came away disappointed
—simonj, Feb 21 2012
   

       Proposed OS for automated version: <link>
—Alterother, Feb 22 2012
   


 

back: main index
business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle