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Wake Up Corpse
Inspired by the Nightmare Preventer for Necroalarmists. | |
This is an alarm clock when it goes off it drops a real dead
body onto your bed.
It could play creepy music or not.
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[marked-for-deletion]: gross-out humour |
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ditto, but it'd make a neat scene for a horror-spoof: every morning the protagonist or comedy-relief wakes up with a new dead body... |
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If you live alone, you have to set the alarm yours elf.
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In my opinion, the whole MFD [gross out humor] thing is a
very fine line. If this were a fake corpse would it be OK? I
think 'Yes'. I think... someone with enough money and
mismatched neurons should be able to bake this without
calling attention to his perversions. Maybe the idea should
be tweaked.. |
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I find this hysterically funny. A big ol' boney body shaped
bun for you, frackis. |
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No no no. Creepy music is not optional. Creepy music
is mandatory! |
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...how can an alarm clock //drop a real dead body onto your bed//??
1) your alarm clock is on the ceiling which is located under a funeral parlor, therefore dead bodies would go missing. ?
2) your alarm clock is so huge, it stores dead bodies in it.?
3) what if you didn't set the alarm- the dead body is just hanging around doing nothing. ?
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The alarm clock is like any other except that it has
an I/O connection that can trigger a winch
mounted on your ceiling above your bed. |
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When the alarm goes off it triggers the freewheel
mode on the winch thus dropping the rigged
corpse onto your bed.
If you hit the snooze button it retracts the dead
body back up to the ceiling elevation. |
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I think fresh bodies everyday would be labor
intensive you would have to rig or hook each to
the winch. |
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My thinking is that people who would want such a
thing might be interested in using the same
corpse for a period of time, say several weeks.
You would need some kind of special liner for your
mattress so as not to ruin it with the various forms
of matter that might get involved. |
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I suppose if you are a weak hearted delicate poser
you
could hook an inflatable doll or a real doll to the
winch instead of a corpse or objects maybe. With
that said this would enter the product into an
entirely different category of perversion. |
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Capitol specifications added. Another bloody bun for ya. |
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Sustainability could of course be improved by using a fake dead body, or an actor playing dead. |
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well he was the one who said *real* dead body! |
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