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You know how you get those collars for dogs that squirt
lemon in their nose every time they bark (to stop them
barking) well.. this would be a hat that squirts warm coffee
in your mouth every time you yawn. Battery powered with
little electronic sensors to detect the yawn sound & your
open
mouth, and a refillable flask to put the coffee in
around the back somewhere. And, I don't know, maybe it
could have rubber flippers to slap you in the face with as
well. Slap!
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Jim -- ever tried methedrine? |
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Well, it's only available legally on prescription here in the
UK, and even then only when you ask very very nicely. So
naughty you for suggesting it. Slap!
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Also, I'm thinking you could have coin-operated versions of
these hats which you hire overnight. The noise they'd
make when you inserted a coin would be "SsChing,
Mneep!" |
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croissant to go with the coffee |
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Gets my vote... mostley for the name... |
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[Ron] I'm thinking of going in to politics.
[po] nah, it'd never fit through the tubes.
[Robert] It was very nearly "The Java Balaclava" |
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I'd slap you in the face for a minimal charge. |
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Helium: you could work for rent-a-bitch in the slapping department. |
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Have a croissant, Jim (how about a Hands-Free Headset to eat it with?). |
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Fortunately, I don't have that much trouble recomposing myself after choking of warm coffee. However, do you have any accessories to keep me from coughing it on my keyboard? |
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There'd be an optional clear plastic scoop that fits around
the chin & mouth area to prevent spillage - useful if you
are prone to sneezing or drooling, too.| — | Jim,
Sep 17 2001, last modified Nov 04 2001 |
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I don't know about any one else, but when liquids are squirted into my mouth when I yawn, I strangly begin to emit odd gurgly noises and rendered unable to breath for a large some of seconds. Perhaps is the liquid where released on the head,and a strong voice said "wake up!" or the like. |
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[tinamn] is that poetry? it's lovely. |
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