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Scene: a ROAD.
USC, a DRUM KIT, several ELECTRIC GUITARS on stands, and a line of
MICROPHONES.
DSC, sittng on the ground, are GARRY ROBERTS, PETE BRIQUETTE and
SIMON CROWE.
ROBERTS: (Weary) "Can we play yet ?"
BRIQUETTE: (Gloomy): "No."
CROWE: (Querulous): "Why not ?"
BRIQUETTE:
"Because we're waiting for Geldof ..."
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scene: 2 detectives, sitting by the side of a corpse... |
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scene: 2 hangmen, sitting by the side of a nooseless gallows |
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VLADIMIR: (optimistic) "Can we have some cheese yet
?" |
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ESTRAGON: (dismissive) "No" |
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VLADIMIR: (annoyed) "Why not?" |
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ESTRAGON: (patronising) "Because we're waiting for
Gouda..." |
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Waiting for Todog: Scene starts on empty stage, everyone quickly leaves, going backwards. |
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Vladimir: Can we play yet? |
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Estragon: Not until I've given this 2 sausages, beans and a fried slice |
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But, that would be Waitering for Godot |
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