h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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As the evening progresses and patrons get more and more inebriated and start crawling about on hands and knees, they could be saddled with drinks themselves and used as spare delivery dogs, giving the canine ones some respite. |
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If, in their drunken stuppr they crawl to the wrong table, they could be reprimanded by a sharp smack on the nose with a swizzle stick. |
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I'm pretty sure some variation of that would probably happen on a regular basis. |
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In fact I'd want to do that, ask the bartender if I could bring the drinks to my table the the dog head strap. Everybody would laugh only because they were all shitfaced. |
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You'd have to be sure to train the dog NOT to sit down when arriving at the table... but I like this quite a lot. Gonna piss off labor unions and PETA at the same time, and that to me is worth all the buns in the bakery [++++++++++++++++] |
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Hey, occurs to me, in addition, you could also just have a bunch of friendly pooches mingling with the patrons. |
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