h a l f b a k e r yTastes richer, less filling.
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Alcohol is expensive. Think of how envious others will be when you rock up to the bar and buy one drink and simply soak your voodoo drinking buddy in the glass for the whole night both of you getting riotously drunk just for the price of that one drink. When you wish to sober up simply rinse him under
the tap and wring him dry. Brilliant!
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<disclaimer> belief in voodoo required for this product to function as advertised. </disclaimer> |
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on the plus side, any product failure can be blamed on the sucker... I mean user. |
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Cheating the other sucker, and passing the savings directly on to you! |
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But you're only going to have a good time if there is a voodoo barbie in the bar. |
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That wringing dry part sounds painful. All your internal
organs would be turned to jelly. Worse than a hangover. |
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Yeah, and don't be drinkin' no flaming zambuca either. |
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Don't drop him down the lav by mistake! |
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Nice idea but you'd have to keep him secure 24/7. You wouldn't want him falling into the wrong hands. |
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Nice idea! that would make a night out on the town so much cheaper. it might look like a huge floaty in your drink though!! :) |
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i love getting as much as the next guy, but alcohol is too damn expensive, so if one drink equals one night of ballsy good fun, i'd buy a voodoo buddy, though that'd be dangerous considering how many people i wouldn't want handling my "mini me" ^_^ |
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