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Reaching such speeds relative to light that Voyager 2 wil seem
to
remain at an observable position and rate of speed; however it
begins
to travel into the future much slower than people of Earth who
one
billion years ago celebrated its entry into interstellar space.
Voyager
2 becomes
the originating spark of life in a far off galaxy.
Although
it takes one billion years of evolution, upon the space bots
arrival to
Earth it will be a billion years travel to them in the immediacy,
therfore we will soon be attcked by space robots decended from
Voyager 2.
Earth watches the entry of Voyager into IS space----->
Voyager 2 enters intersteller space---------------------->
<-------------------Space Robots emerge from Voyager 2
<---------------------one billion years--------------------->
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Fortunately, I'm always prepared for attack from giant
space robots. |
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Prepare for an enemy that knows about electronics and
physics what we know about meat. |
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...or friend that knows physics and electronics like we know meat... friend would be good. |
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Friends? How ostracized and alienated must Voyageur 2
feel being cast out and sent off into cold space alone with
only homley nerds to talk to online like a common social
reject. You think we're going to be friends wih the alien
offspring of the alienated craft that we sent to look for
aliens to over come our own alienation? |
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I'm prepared to face an enemy that knows nothing
whatsoever of atmospheric conditions or moisture, and I'm
also prepared to hide in the hills until winter in order to
exploit that weakness. |
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That's actually my standard battle plan no matter who or
what is attacking me, because winter aids those who are
prepared for it, and it defeats those who must wade
through waist-deep snow and slowly freezing to death as
they hunt for and are occasionally shot by the
aforementioned prepared defenders. |
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I'm prepared to conceal myself inside an impermeable
underground bunker with sufficient preparations and
rations that I maintain a similar kind and quality of living
as before the invasion. Further I am prepared to exit
said bunker into the proceeding nuclear winter, in a
certified radiation proof suit and gieger counter to prod
and gawk at dismembered humans and violently
disassembled robot components. Similarly I am
prepared for the extreme nausea, and organic bodily
systems breakdown associated with radiation poisoning ,
and finally I am prepared to shuffle around and groan in
the endless pursuit of human brains to delay the decay
of my own atrophied zombie form. |
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//prepared to hide in the hills until winter in order to exploit that weakness.// |
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// an impermeable underground bunker with sufficient preparations and rations that I maintain a similar kind and quality of living as before the invasion// |
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Silly, silly melted-in-their-boots humans. |
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//You think we're going to be friends with the alien offspring of the alienated craft that we sent to look for aliens to over come our own alienation?// |
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it's working for me so far... {knocks-on-wood} |
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