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Upon a successful ballot scan, it shoots confetti made with the
shredded remains of prior election / primary ballots.
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No, they let us have real guns. Why, I'm becoming very
much uncertain. |
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To defend Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, by shooting dead anyone who doesn't agree with you*, of course. |
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This is supposedly "self-evident". |
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*and any nearby unarmed black people. But then that goes without saying. |
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I might need to change the ammunition to something more
influential. |
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