Vordomation

A simple computer programme that would play a Carol Vordaman soundfile coresponding to each keystroke one made.

Using clips from Countdown, one could amuse ones co-workers by making Carol read out rude words one letter at a time, in rather the same way as one used to annoy ones parents with alphabetti spaghetti.

Hitting the return key would provoke an embarrassed "oh, dearie me" from Richard Whitely.