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I don't really understand how spots appear on my clothing
and
other things I use and own. Yet, they do. What I
propose is a
voice activated spot remover where the spot disappears
as
soon as I say the magic words: "OUT SPOT. OUT". The
way it
works is with use of magnetic dyes with molecules
designed to
resonate at controlled audio frequencies, in such a way
that
they will change polarity when confronted with a series
of
audio waves, becoming repellant to non-incorporated
chemicals causing spots, such as coffee and ketchup
stains.
Treating the fabric with these dyes would revolutionize
the
fabric cleaning industry.
Shakespearean reference
http://dictionary.r...e/out,+damned+spot!
From the classics [csea, May 23 2015]
Want a tough stain out?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=aWhNhbRIIAQ
Shout it out. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2015]
[link]
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The only problem with this idea is the but that says
//The way it works is with use of magnetic dyes with
molecules designed to resonate at controlled audio
frequencies, in such a way that they will change
polarity when confronted with a series of audio
waves, becoming repellant to non-incorporated
chemicals causing spots//. |
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The only other problem with this idea is that it relies on magic words
without invective. Shakespeare had it right. [Link] |
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Ah, so it was _you_ who was away the day they
taught basic scansion and rhyming! |
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Spot the dog was a naughty dog. Spot pooed on the rug. Out, Spot! Out! |
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Well at least it's not in other:general. |
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