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If a video says "watch til the end' or 'wait for it' i immediately close it or don't open it in the first place. |
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It's just labeled "Flute player" with minimum information, that was the whole point, guess I didn't make that clear. |
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I didn't say you said that. I was just sayin' |
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Kind of like one of those gruesome rescue animal videos where they find a half dead, mangy creature and document it's recovery with a whole lot of tragic images and then suddenly a picture of a vibrantly healthy animal at the end? Not sure how viral that would go, but anyway, worth a try, if you can find an idiot savant flautist willing to perform for you. |
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Well, he'd be faking the bad part but yea, the animal video comparison is apt. |
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So, what you are saying is, a flute player was crossing a road and was hit by a semi truck, and then brought home by a redneck looking for a closet child. The flute player lives in an underground closet for a couple of years while being fed corn meal until finally someone hears them through the sewer pipes. At which a massive manhunt is undertaken, at the same time the flute player is placed in a bath filled with blue resin.
The manhunt finds the flute player, askew and frozen in position in the tub, and a perky facebooker decides the best way to memorialize the flute player is by slowly wood turning them into a set of bowels that could be sold at craft shop to be later forgotten at an old woman's house? |
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I prefer to by my bowels from the morgue directly. |
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Quite a lot of hot air there for such a minor musical bowel movement |
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