Violent Revolution License

We often hear from those who've just read Marx for the first time and decided they want to be the first on their block to throw off the shackles of capitalism and foment a popular uprising of the proletariat. This is especially popular with rich kids fresh back from college looking at a way to get even with daddy for not buying them the right color pony on their 10th birthday. To speed up the process of violent revolution, they should be required to fill out an: "Application For Permit to Overthrow the Duly Elected Government". Require the applicant to have at least a 3rd grade education regarding such matters as agriculture, technology and general infrastructure management. This might head off the little glitch China and Russia suffered when they put intellectuals in charge of feeding the people resulting in tens of millions of newly "liberated" workers starving to death. Plus, imagine the shocked and suprised look on the face of that cute gal you're trying to impress at the bar when you whip out your laminated "License to Overthrow the Bourgeois Bureaucracy" card complete with id picture of you wearing a red star emblazoned beret and holding a plastic AK-47.