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Another one of those "extreme" eating contests. Instead of trying to eat the most hotdogs, pancakes or goldfish in a given time span, contestants will try to consume the most vinegar and baking soda tablets. For a "legal" win, contestants must also be able to hold it all in for a specified amount of
time after the last tabet has been swallowed and the last drop drunk. A variation of this would be to consume the most baking soda, vinegar, purple food coloring and liquid dishwashing soap.
International Federation of Competetive Eating
http://www.ifoce.com/ Their "safety standards" don't mention baking soda, but do come out strongly against ... training. [jutta, Sep 25 2005]
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I assume that there would be paramedics standing by. |
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I'm tempted to bun the variation. |
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Could we eat the vinegar/baking soda, AND some hotdogs? I once did that "eat as many hotdogs as you can" thing, and couldn't get past 12. I don't know how that 140 pound Japanese guy who holds the world record ate 50+. |
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sounds like the stuff I had to drink before "the procedure" which is a thing males and females must go through at the half-century mark. you know the one. |
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[dentworth] The one that causes you to buy a red convertible with a large engine, etc.? |
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Kobiashi is beyond belief. This idea is crazy. |
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//Kobiashi is beyond belief.// Yeah, he is! Somehow he gets huge amounts of hotdogs/cow brains/potato wedges/etc., down his stomach, and still stays thin. That is just not fair. |
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<grumpy old fart> Eating contests are the acme of stupidity. Aside from the real and obvious danger to your life (bowel distention / bursting, colitis, heart failure, lung collapse, choking..) just imagine a group of starving Africans watching you do it. <grumpy old fart/> |
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"How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it"
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Funny how it was Japan he mentioned. |
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<Plans World Domination with this Idea, Somehow> He he he... </PWDwtI,S> |
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UnnaBubba- forget foodcoloring and do it naturally. I'ld imagine some people would be vomiting ferociously and I'm sure some blood would follow. I suppose some people might be excreteing quite ferociously too but I don't care to judge that type of volcano. -*shudders* |
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Undigested food in the stomach won't ruin the stomach. Passing through, it will wreak havoc on your intestinal flora though. Why did I put this in "urban sport" ?? I dunno. |
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Don't forget the trampoline bouncing component of all this! |
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