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This probably betrays some failing in my understanding
of anatomy, but at least that failing is non-partisan in
its, well, failure.
Replace the corpora cavernosa in the penis with
inflatable vibrating implants in order to mimic the
effect of a vibrator on the female reproductive tract,
thereby
increasing the probability of orgasm for people
born with at least one vagina and currently in
possession of a clitoris.
That's it. I'm probably wrong in some way. I'm sure
you'll tell me.
Flexibility is a must
https://www.ncbi.nl....gov/pubmed/8813925
For his/her comfort and enjoyment [Sgt Teacup, Nov 12 2018]
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Maybe one of those self-powered flashlight things... |
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<clank> <clank> <clank> <clank> <buzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......> <clank> <clank . . . |
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I don't know of any material or structure that's both
inflatable and capable of vibrating. So you might as well
keep most of your corpora cavernosa, and only replace as
much volume as the vibrator takes up. |
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Also, I expect the stimulation would end up going mostly to
the genitals in which the vibrator is implanted, rather than
the partner's. |
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Oh it runs on the Krebs cycle like everything else.
You dip your willy in syrup first of course, sorry I
forgot to mention that. No, actually it's a syrup-filled
condom, otherwise there might be a yeast problem.
Or, it could be like an electric toothbrush and charges
by electrical induction. |
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There are various muscles that act on the penis. I'm sure
that, with the right electrodes and hardware, you could get
them to twitch at an acceptable 20-30Hz. |
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// it could be like an electric toothbrush and charges
by electrical induction // |
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More dignified than a posterior power pack. |
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It looks like it came from the "Tails for All" idea, but it's got a mains
plug |
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The bulbospongiosus muscle might be a good first
candidate. Could be a bit invasive to apply electrodes to it,
though. |
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Anyway, if muscles can be twitched at such frequencies
with electrical stimulation, why can't I do the same by
sending signals from my brain? |
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//why can't I do the same by sending signals from my brain?//
because your brain doesn't work that fast. Next time you
have a tremor or a shiver, note its rate and try to replicate it
by conscious effort. |
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//it could be like an electric toothbrush// |
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That could be a selling point. With a suitably bristly condom,
it could be used for combined oral sex and dental hygiene. |
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<barely resists the urge to rewrite Copacabana lyrics as Corpora-cavernosa> |
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You know, like, 'hottest g-spot tickle since Casanova...' |
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