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A pad of preprinted notes, hung conviniently on the dash,saying "learn to park" you can
peel off and apply to anyones car who has used two spaces, especially usefull when the lot is
full. Other options are "Your car is ugly" or "check you tires" (for the kind mechanically
inclined doo-gooder) or
perhaps a check box list of all these for ultimate flexibility.
Other options are a blank one you can write on the spot, but not as convincing, unless
properly wor
'Tard card
http://www.tardsite.com/tardcard.htm
Print your own [phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Novelty parking ticket
http://www.homestea...sofun/specials.html
[phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
And again
http://offensepolic...pingCart/vindex.htm
[phoenix, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
something different
http://www.uselessk...om/trivia/gry.shtml
[UB] where do you get this stuff? Thank you [pottedstu] [po, Nov 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Baked. I'll see if I can find a link. |
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For this purpose, I carry lifesize models of a wide range of celebrities who can be positioned in accusing positions on the sidewalk. Jim Carrey laughing hollowly at your pathetic motor vehicle. Darth Vader pointing darkly at the gap between your car and the kerb. Osama Bin Laden giving you a goofy grin and big thumbs up as your parking maladroitness cripples another Western nation's transport infrastructure. I had to retire the Britney Spears model though ("Hit me one more time"), because people kept running it over and the congratulatory crowds became more of a problem than the original motorist's tomfoolery. |
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Any idea which translates as 'I'm an excellent driver, so I can publicly criticize everyone else.' gets a fishy. |
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DrBob would like to borrow your lifesize Britney Spears model. |
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hippo, DrBob: Sorry, while i wasn't looking Osama stoned her to death. Girls aren't allowed to go to school, even if it's just to dance in the corridors. |
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tires = tyres (if in UK)
Rabbit, pika or hyrax. Abode thereof. |
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po: your link's wonky -- you've got an extra "http://www" at the start. |
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don't tell UB I will never live it down |
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