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This is an over sized vending machine that dispenses
hamburger and hotdog meals.
The machine rattles and shakes while processing your
order. The rattle and shaking is accompanied by a
soundtrack that would make anyone believe that an animal
is being slaughtered and processed into a hamburger
inside the machine. (moos, squealing, animal screams,
sounds of meat being butchered and blood draining sounds
, maybe appropriate scents are emitted)
i think this would be an effective tool for a group like PETA
to convert people and make some money.
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Jamie Oliver killed a chicken in front of a studio audience, cleaned it, cooked it and served it. Then people ate it and thought it was delicious. |
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[+] If Peta was smart they would invest their money into communicating with animals. It would be harder to eat your lunch if you knew they were planning to live by Old Johnsons tree once their kids were old enough to trot. |
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Bun if it can do the noise of a cat being fed into a mincing machine tail first (obtained by recording the noise of a cat being fed into a mincing machine tail first). |
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'Jamie Oliver killed a chicken in front of a studio audience, cleaned it, cooked it and served it. Then people ate it and thought it was delicious'. None of them got blood on their own hands though. Ultimately, omnivores will always have the potential to eat the family dog or even a relative if hungry enough and the stores have run out of tins and packets. That's where the drawn line really exists. |
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what is it with cats and borg anyway? |
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For some reason I envisage this as a large cauldron with a solar topee bubbling about on top of the contents. |
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A vegetarian wearing nothing artificial, processed or animal-based shows up and demonstrates the missionary position with appropriate animal sounds and scents... |
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