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Dunno about this idea, but I've done some body casting, and one of the tools is dental alginate. You could make 3D models, but you have to use it cold. |
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Last time I checked, these strange objects have variable
volume. Take childbirth for instance. And then, the fact
that a penis tends to fit quite nicely. Most penii aren't as
big as most babies. |
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Perhaps the desired metric might be the amount of pressure one can excert on a standard penis. |
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Hollow, flexible dildo fitted with a pressure sensor and a large display - or a loud tinny voice announcing the pressure. |
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"Miss Megan - Two six zero p s i " |
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//penii// That would be "penes". |
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//This would probably be best accomplished acoustically.// |
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Gynecologist: "What an enormous vagina....enormous
vagina" |
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Patient: "Yeah, OK, but there's no need to say it twice." |
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Gynecologist: "I didn't." |
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I assume you have never encountered a douche. |
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No, but I still have the bag that my brother came in. :) |
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Actually, I was hoping it was some way of determining whose queefs were loudest. Disappointed now. |
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[marked-for-deletion] - gross-out "humour" - see the help file |
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I agree that some, including myself, might find this idea offensive or gross, but I don't think it's specifically tailored as such, and therefore the MFD should not apply. |
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I keep looking at the word "Volume" and thinking of a decibel measurement. That would be one way to quantify the moaners from the screamers. |
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[admin: I don't think this is a gross-out idea, in that the genitalia here are the central theme and subject (in the male size competitiveness whose absurdity is demonstrated by turning it inside-out and projecting it onto women), not something that's stuck on to make something otherwise lame gross.] |
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//Most penii aren't as big as most babies.//
<credibility failure> Speak for yourself! </cf> |
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seems like the real question is how many psi of pressure the walls of the vagina can exert on a "penis sized" object. Very easy to measure. On the other hand (or IN the other hand for that matter) a sensitive person is acutely aware of the fact that penis/vagina alone is not a recipe for great sex. Focusing on the question is an obvious sign of deficits in the areas of sensitivity, communication and creativity/imagination. |
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who said anything about sex? This is just so the ladies can get in on the pissing contest i.e. who has the biggest unit? |
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In keeping with that theme, I would recommend that you display your casting on an oaken plinth, that you may reasonably lay claim to 'having wood' |
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