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Vacation Service

Taking the inconvenience and anxiety out of travel
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Traveling & tourism are a massive industry. Every year, millions decide to be in a different place doing different things than they normally do. Many look forward to this, but also for many there is anxiety. "Are we late for the airport? Will the airline become financially insolvent 2 hours into the flight? Why did I leave my passport wedged between the seats of the aircraft from 1st leg of the trip and now I'm stuck in Shanghai with no documentation?"

There's also the anxiety of the actual vacation: "Am I getting the most out of this? Is this authentic food, or am I a foolish tourist being milked for every penny? Am I in the way of these busy locals? Is my visit causing irreparable damage to this historic site?" and so on, not to mention the need for time off work, and burning a few thousand litre of fossil fuel just to move you to the right spot on the planet. So instead, you employ the bs0-co Vacation Service. Just like always, you research your trip, book & pay for the flights & hotels, perhaps a rental car and then forward all the details to bs0-co.

Come the day of your vacation, no worries. You're not going anywhere special, carry on as if nothing was happening and make your way to work or whatever. Meanwhile, a seasoned bs0-co traveller is off to the airport, minimal anxiety here, he already knows it's Terminal 3 for Delta Airlines international departures, he even knows Julie at baggage check in, because it's the 23rd time this year he's flown out of here on Delta. In a few hours he'll be in Paris, sleeping in your hotel bed ready for an early start. He's a good photographer with an excellent camera, and as a native French speaker he navigates all the top tourist site, and a few more exclusive ones, filling the bs0-co servers with touristy images. Within hours our technicians will have photoshopped you, the client, into several shots and these will be progressively made available to fill your social media feeds.

Ultimately, you'll have the perfect vacation experience. No hassle and the world will know you hit the coolest places, all while you beavered away at work, looking like a much more dedicated employee than Steve, who's actually gone to Cancun for some stupid reason.

bs0-co will of course seek to optimize the experience both for clients and crucially, shareholders.Our super-experienced travel operatives are so efficient, they can cover a 2 week vacation in Paris in a single week, and since Paris is so popular, they can service multiple clients at once, the operative may only need one hotel room to sleep in but can happily check in to 4 hotels and effectively occupy 4 rooms with nothing more than 4 "do not disturb" signs. In the morning, 4 breakfasts can be photographed & no-one needs to know about what happened to 3 of them, perhaps all the inconvenient flying can be avoided simply by leaving the operative to permanently cover Paris?. Ultimately bs0-co will of course be in the position to generate revenue from the sale of valuable data. Perhaps Delta will be interested in knowing when one of their seats is booked and paid for, but, in this case could be sold again.

bs0u0155, Apr 08 2022

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