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In a Unicorn Fencing Contest, the two combatants put on Unicorn heads, equipped with the horns supplanted by épées suitable for the purpose of fencing, then begin to engage with each other. Making “horsey” noises and gestures is encouraged.
They must follow all of the well established rules of fencing,
with points being recorded and stored through electronic contact and detection. On guard!! neahhhhhh
Unicorn head
http://www.thinkgee...head_mask_inuse.jpg
resting between contests, with épée removed [xenzag, Mar 24 2016]
Sheep fencing
https://www.youtube...watch?v=a92_zRyFqQ0
[normzone, Mar 24 2016]
[link]
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Pantomime unicorn suits ? |
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Since the protagonists will have all their upper-body strength available to manipulate the weapon, we suggest a rapier, which would have a better chance of inflicting serious injury. Scoring would not require any electronics, but simply be based on the amount of blood. |
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Yes, but by definition you wouldn't know who had
won. |
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Unicorns can never be fenced. |
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They do, however, make a decent split rail. |
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