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Fencing jackets used to have little patches overlying the heart. Now it would seem this is considered declasse as I could not easily find an image to depict this. I was wondering why only the heart? Are the other innards unworthly of a good sword poking?
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// organ-appropriate sound // |
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Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... ask ... |
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I'd like my jacket to have targets on someone else's torso. |
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Zen Fencing ... the sound of one hand being stabbed with a long, thin, very sharp weapon ... |
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Would people with missing kidneys, situs inversus,
undescended testes, etc. be required to put the targets in
the anatomically correct positions? |
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Also: //...urge...to...ask// The appropriate sound for most
organs is "squish." |
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