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Live in a historically-categorized swing state where you're not
certain if your candidate will win? Organize as many of your like-
minded voters as you can find to tell any pollsters and campaign
managers that call that they plan to vote for the other party.
Thus
being assured of a safe victory
in that state, your opposing
candidate
thus spends less focus and money to try and capture it. Savor the
moment as you picture their face when your state votes
overwhelmingly for your candidate.
Meanwhile, in Canada
https://www.thestar...atches-car-burn.jpg
[FlyingToaster, Nov 09 2016]
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How do you chose which of the other parties to falsely declare for? Should there be a scheme to distribute the supposed support amongst the other parties equally, or should it all be focussed on one of the other parties? |
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The dominant ones would make the most sense for
the largest effect. |
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You know, I can live with the outcome, no matter which
way the fickle finger of fate, eventually rests. (has to do
with a lot of medication, meditation, and an uncanny
ability to bury my head deeply in the sand, at will). |
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However, and this is a huge however, my husband will not
be. |
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He will be like a raging, mouth frothing, hot human mess
of explosives, if Trump wins this. And that definitely
effects our quality of life, on a moment to moment basis,
for the next month or so. There will be enough fits of foul
language and fist pounding, as to raise the dead. |
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So Please, please, please, be gentle with those of us who
have to live with both the heartache and disappointment
of the outcome, but also with the remains of our spouses
and loved ones, who will have to be institutionalized,
until they can regain their self-control. |
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And If you don't hear from me ever again, it's because I
have left this beloved land, and moved to Siberia.Just
thought you should know. |
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He won't be the only one. |
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Canada is much closer, and has a better climate in some
places. I wouldn't even need to switch jobs. |
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Pshaw on such talk. You can't let some clown making it into office drive you out of a perfectly fine place to live. |
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Besides, halfway into his term he would lose interest in the job, do a Sarah Palin and abdicate. |
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//Canada is much closer, and has a better climate in some
places. I wouldn't even need to switch jobs. |
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Better be quick. Canada's going to build a wall if Trump
wins. |
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He's going to win by a landslide. The polls put him behind, for exactly the reason that the Brexiteers won - lots of people won't admit to being about to vote for him, but in the privacy of the ballot-box... |
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The republic will survive either, but I've been shocked, in
recent days by the open lamenting of liberal opinion
writers about "uneducated whites". The one segment of
society that has been steadfastly pushing universal suffrage
all of a sudden realized that it's bad if too many people
with the opposite opinion vote. |
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//He's going to win by a landslide.// Tolja. |
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Not quite a landslide, but thankfully enough to bury the Wicked Witch of the West ... more farmhouse-sized than anything else, but sufficient for the task. |
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Wow Max you have a new career in election prediction.
Everyone else in the business has just been fired. |
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He's got no interest in publicising his uncannily acurrate forecasts - he's too busy selling short in the markets. |
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I don't usually lean towards stereotypicality, but <link> |
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//he's too busy selling short in the markets// Much easier to just place a bet on Trump. Turned out nice again. |
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I feel very sorry for Trump, Judd Trump. |
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I seem to have under-estimated the sense of humour of the American electorate... |
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All it took to win this election was "I'm not from Washington". |
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Presumably democrat voters will ban their kids from playing Top Trumps. |
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Damn. This screws up my whole Euchre experience
completely. My kids are going to grow up associating a card
game with an orange demon. |
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Not to mention the Chronicles of Amber, which I hear is
finally being made give the success of GoT |
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//braised Eloi in plum sauce// |
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Please don't get like that [LimpNotes]. I was born morlock but raised eloi. So, I understand what's wrong with the eloi, but still, they're my friends and family, and I'm hoping against hope for some kind of reconciliation. Sort of like Erasmus trying to patch things up with the Lutherans before the hideous civil wars broke out. Oops. Too late. But worth a try, anyway. |
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That's remarkably profound. You're clearly buying a better grade of Christmas cracker these days. |
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Or is it fortune cookies ... ? |
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There's a reason that the greatest Russian novel is called
War and Peace, and the greatest American novel is The
Great Gatsby |
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I thought it was called "The Poky Little Puppy"? |
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