h a l f b a k e r yYeah, I wish it made more sense too.
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The perfect tool to torment your younger brothers and sisters! Made of flourescent gel-plastic and modeled after Lovecraft's Deep Ones and connected to the convenient outlet behind the bed, can be programmed for activation and endless fun at specific times. Many chilling pre-programed sounds and the
ability to record and transmogrify the victim's name for terrifying personalization and "I-was-afraid-and-had-to-piss-my-blankets" situations. Easy to assemble.
Order now and you'll get:
1. Companion booklet detailing the Lovecraftian myths and how to incorporate them to your pranks. Includes "At the Mountains of Madness".
2. A bottle of "drool of the Nyarlathotep" to smear the unsuspecting.
3. Black light bulb.
4. Stick on Fungi from Yuggoth (2).
Have fun!
Boogieman Forensics Kit
http://www.halfbake...n_20Forensics_20Kit
related idea by [phoenix] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004]
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Needs a catchier name. How about Nyarlathotep or Yuggoth? |
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Did I mention the Fungi are edible? |
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Apparently Roald Dahl used to thump poles against his children's windows at night to make them think there were giants outside. This was while he was writing BFG. |
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Well, that's what it says on the cover notes of my son's copy. |
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Would it come in a non-Euclidian box? |
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Grind ya? Whats Grind ya. I love little edible things that move under the bed - but thats me 4 you. |
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