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Is that a bomb in your knickers? |
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I'm sorry sir, but I cannot let you into the enclosure in your kilt... |
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does confirmation of the fact that one is wearing undergarments automatically guarantee admittance to the royal enclosure? |
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In my experience removing them usually
precedes admittance to the royal
enclosure, but maybe that's a bit rude. |
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In the link: Is that guy on the escalator wearing knickers, too? |
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I'm confused - cars at Royal Ascot must wear knickers?
Is this something like the myth of the Victorians putting "skirts" on piano legs so that they didn't show their ankles?
Is Her Maj offended by the sight of unclad catalytic converters?
The French have got it sorted [link] |
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//does confirmation of the fact that one is wearing undergarments automatically guarantee admittance to the royal enclosure?// - I think you'll be expected to wear more than that, and also pay a lot of money for a ticket. |
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Unless of course you're Royal yourself, or a horse (or in some cases, both). |
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// the preserve of the few // |
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Can you spread it on hot buttered toast ? |
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That particular preserve was [benfrost]'s idea. |
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is this much of a problem, have people been "going
commando" at ascot?
C'MON DOVA, COVA YA' BLOOMIN' ARSE! |
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//Is that guy on the escalator wearing
knickers, too?// |
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[Ling], I'm not sure, but don't you think it
looks like some kind of new synchronised
escalator line-dancing? |
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Um. Camilla? No thanks. Don't want to know. |
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