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Hello fellow half-bakers. You might have noticed that
Unabubba hasn’t been on the forum very much as late.
This is because he has been spending quite a bit of time
on his new political career and with some success I might
add. He is now a federal member of the Australian House
of Representatives.
To see what the (in)famous Unabubba
really looks like and what he intends to achieve just
Google the name “Clive Palmer"
All you ever need to know about Clive
http://www.news.com...ynjr2-1226662360128
[AusCan531, Sep 08 2013]
[link]
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Well hey, hey Unabubba ol' buddy ol' pal, I could really use
a few thou' for school, I know that wouldn't mean much to
you, and all, but it sure would make a heck of a difference
to me, |
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Woah - hold on there a minute! I am, to use the
vernacular, totally gobsmacked having read the
linked article. I mean Ubie, our very own Ubie...I
just can't believe it. He has a WIFE??? |
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He has had TWO - although you may be less gobsmacked to
know that the first one faked her own death. |
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Didn't UnaBubba say one of his kids has some sort of skin
condition. I'd say, Watson, that if this Clive Palmer's
daughter can be found to be suffering from the ailment
described, then we should be able to deduce both men
are one in the same! Now please leave me to my own
devices, so I can have a wank. |
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What happened to the time he was a helicopter pilot in the Vietnam war? |
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Did he say for which side? |
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//Palmer plans to contest all 150 House of Representatives seats |
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Hmm, wasn't aware cloning had taken such strides. |
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NB please, for sake of your own retinas and mental health, don't find me on the net. |
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Hates to tell you all this, but that's not bubba, cause
I am the bubba. So there. |
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I am [UnaBubba] and so is my wife. |
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// To see what the (in)famous Unabubba really looks like // |
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That's not [UnaBubba], unless either (a) he's had some serious cosmetic surgery (to remove the horns, the cloven hooves and the pointed tail), or (b) someone's REALLY good with PhotoShop ... |
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<all together>
I'm Ubiecus!
<\at> |
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Clive only wishes he were UB. |
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I'm changing my name to bubbachuba. |
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Well, I always said [Ubie] should go far. |
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Your actual words were, "should go take
a long walk off a short pier", to be precise. |
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You know, [8th], one of has the makings of a double-
act. |
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I think it would be a grand political act and good publicity
for the Halfbakery for him to arrive to his first day of
Parliament in a Hullaballoon. (seeing how Canberra is
landlocked so not accessible by the Titantic.) |
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//the Titantic//...is surely another name for a Carry
On film. |
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In which case it is your duty to ensure that
Barbara Windsor is kept abreast of
developments in that area. |
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Hi All, I must confess that I might have not been entirely, absolutely, 100% accurate about Unabubba's secret identity. Although he dabbles in real estate and aspires to be a swashbuckling billionaire I can't totally confirm at this time that the Halfbakery's favourite eccentric Queenslander and Clive Palmer are one and the same person. I have no information on whether or not he owns any coal mines. |
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I realize that truthiness lines may have been crossed, or perhaps just blurred, a little teensy bit - but we were talking about politicians here. QUEENSLAND politicians for Gawd's sake, so what did you expect? |
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Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my little prank and I would like to assure Jutta that I would never actually disclose a Halfbaker's real-life identity without getting full authorisation (although she was really nice about it). |
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I can't give you his real name but if any of you wish to correspond with the real Unabubba I can give you a snail mail address. |
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Please mark all correspondence: |
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C/o The Ecuadorian Embassy |
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Flat 3b, 3 Hans Crescent, London SW1X 0LS |
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Careful with the spelling of his name, too. You might get some unexpected FBI attention. |
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So, the alleged real identity of a fictional character
on a factual website turns out to be a fiction. |
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Fact, but in fact it's a factual website about fictitious
inventions. Though the fiction, wasn't factual, it was
actually
the factual fiction, for facts would have been infactual, for
the necessary claim of original fiction, as a matter of fact.
In fact, infactual
fiction, in this sense, would be facts. This is in contrast to
factual fiction in a conventional sense, that would have
elements of fact incorporated into the fiction. |
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Thankyou for clearing that up. A most cogent and useful contribution to the debate, if we may say so. |
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Now, can we resume playing Mornington Crescent ? |
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I don't think any of you are rowing with both oars in
the water. |
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I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me. |
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What about when it leaves your glasshole? |
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The glass is always cleaner on the other side. |
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This is the sort of banter, with [8th] and [Max], that I will
miss. |
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Mornington Crescent is overrated. And it floods. |
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