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Ever try to negotiate a busy street in the rain
with an umbrella?
You have to constantly twist and turn, and
weave about to avoid bumping into people,
but not when you put up your Umbrella of
Fear. (aka terrorbrella) The crowds will part before you, as you
peer out smugly through its dark
sockets...
it's best just to view the illustration
Terrorbrella
https://sodabred.tu...ts-a-halfbaked-idea Terrorbrella [xenzag, Jun 20 2006, last modified Mar 15 2018]
The counter product
https://www.youtube...watch?v=F-u9lnhx_Hk Peril Sensitive Sunglasses [Skewed, Mar 15 2018]
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Put light bulbs in the eye sockets at night. |
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..and some type of waterbase paint that drips like blood when the rain hits it...+ |
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Does it come in Darth Vader form too? |
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I want the Dick Cheney one. |
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I think it needs windscreen-
wipers for its eyes though (I
presume these double-up as
windows for the carrier). |
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If the wipers just detract
from the terror, they could
always be fashioned as giant
freaky skelington fingers. |
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I want credit for not linking to the "Umbrella" video. |
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See tumblr link. (ongoing update of all illustrated ideas) |
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Heheh, I remembered that pic even though I haven't seen it in a decade. Needs glowing eyes/turn-signals. |
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Can you perhaps delay marketing & distribution of your new
product a few weeks? I need to buy some shares in a certain
manufacture of sunglasses [Link], I suspect their sales
prospects &
stock may rise dramatically as a result of your new product
line :) |
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Is the bakery banjaxed? Seems to be behaving very
strangely? 'recent' responds with fails to respond. |
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I've noticed, the last couple of days, the HB taking its time to respond ; I thought it was my connection... guess not. |
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All fixed again by the wonderful soup dragon. |
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