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New from BorgCo, the UAV net is a large, fine net on a circular hoop, attached to the end of a carbon-fibre sectional pole.
Used to catch Amazon delivery UAVs in transit.
Folds away for easy transport.
Deluxe kit comes with a pair of NV goggles and a pair of insulated boots*.
*Numerous
coarse fishermen have been electrocuted by striking overhead power lines with their highly conductive carbon fibre "roach poles". This is apparently viewed as a bad thing, except perhaps by fish.
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For a minute I was afraid this was going to be another
blimp-based internet service. |
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//Numerous coarse fishermen have been
electrocuted by striking overhead power lines with
their highly conductive carbon fibre "roach poles".// |
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So why not make the pole out of something less
conductive? Electrical workers have non-conductive
plastic poles and tools. |
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//Deluxe kit comes with a pair of NV goggles// |
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I've got my own, can I get just the pole without the
goggles? |
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// So why not make the pole out of something less conductive? // |
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Did you read the part about "coarse fishermen" ? What part of this don't you get ? |
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// can I get just the pole without the goggles? // |
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Of course, and as a bonus, you won't be charged any extra. |
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Can't you just tempt them down with some breadcrumbs and a bit of bacon rind? |
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A net is a workable but somewhat prosaic solution and, I must say, a bit disappointing considering who is the author. Shirley some sort of stealth-cloaked 'Raptor UAV' would be more entertaining? |
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[+] though I would tend more towards a Komet paradigm Flying Shark, personally. |
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No, no, no. This is all far too much effort. |
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Simply broadcast fake GPS signals to let all the drones know your home is the warehouse. |
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But then they would arrive at your house empty! |
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