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Sell wine in bottles with a neck on each end so they can be used as
chilled rolling pins. Call the wine "Bakers Dozen".
Like this one you mean?
http://www.trendhun...ign-business-bottle [zeno, Aug 17 2012]
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Make it a double-size bottle and call it "Bakers Dozin'
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Instead of a wine use a beer / wine combination and put some string around the necks - call it "B-Ale-ing T-Wine". |
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Forgive me, it's one of those days... |
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"The Quality of Mercy is not strain'd ... it droppeth as the gentle Rain from Heaven upon the Place beneath ... |
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But not from Us. Go, Bid the Soldiers Shoot ..." |
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Totally random and useless. + |
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Zeno- I googled, swear to God. I'd make the body of the
bottle longer, though. |
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[+} what [blissmiss] said |
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"Aaallriight, spin the bottle just got real. Giggity-giggity" |
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Also handy for chugging. Open one end and then pull the cork from the other. Probably easier with screw tops ... |
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If one end has a slower one-way valve the wine will pour with less splashing. |
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