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[+] 'Soon after opening, the twister-yoga center suddenly closed yesterday, after getting sued by a former member who claims she got seriously injured after she got a left foot red, right foot blue and right hand green, and there was only one of those places on opposite ends of the mat, and there were 5 other players on at the same time...'
Try judo, the groundwork is kinda like a twister game, except in twister, armlocks aren't allowed. |
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Forget the Cobra and Downward Facing Dog - you'll have to introduce new poses, such as the Imploded Corkscrew, Diffracted Chessboard and Four Dimensional Surface With Closed Self Intersection Set. |
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Maybe you could get more points for more complex
solutions -- like if you could put either your left or right
hand on a dot to your right the left would count more. |
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Or why not defy the natural laws of physics and create a para-dimensional transporter (ok, now I know I've watched too many re-runs of Dr Who. I saw the new one on the weekend. I wish I could fast-forward to next week.) |
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//Four Dimensional Surface With Closed Self Intersection Set// - Illustration anyone? Bris? FJ? |
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How's that for you, [wags]? |
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