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Many men do not like to lose hair on their scalps but much prefer hair loss on the rest of their bodies, and some men go bald for hormonal reasons. Skin can be expanded by implants. This suggests a further option.
Firstly, swap chin and scalp hair. Then the hair on the scalp will grow and the chin
hair will fall out. No more need to shave and a good, healthy but rather peculiar head of hair.
Secondly, expand hair on head and transplant it to the rest of the body in stages, leading to a gorilla-like appearance which then resolves as the whole body goes bald and the naked male human beneath is revealed. Saves on heating.
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https://wimpoleclin...0to%20extract%20it. [21 Quest, Oct 29 2024]
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There was a Borscht Belt comedian who advised bald men to "Let your eyebrows grow long and sweep them back over your head." |
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Isn't this basically what hair plugs are? I remember the comedian Jimmy Carr describing a similar procedure he used to cure his receding hairline. |
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Daft. Love it. saves on heating [+] |
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// Isn't this basically what hair plugs are? // |
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Somewhat similar to hair plugs but over a wider area and manufactured to cover a larger portion of the body. |
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I see no problems at all with this mass hairmmigration. |
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