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Is this the real wall? Is this just fantasy?
Voted in by Tea Party, no escape to reality,
Open your eyes, look over to the Right and see;
I'm just a rich guy, I need your sympathy,
Because it's easy come, easy go, dollar high, dollar low,
Any way that Kim goes, doesn't really
matter to me, to me ...
Melania, they killed my plan
Voted No because they’re Reds,
Killed my budget, now it's dead
Melania, the spend had just begun
But now they’ve gone and thrown it all away
Melania, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back on CNN tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters ...
Too late, your time has gone,
Want to make the markets climb,
Makin’ money aint a crime,
Goodbye, losers, you’ve got to go
Gonna leave you all behind and let you stew,
Melania, ooh, they don't want to pay,
I sometimes wish I'd never thought up my wall ...
I see a little silhouetto of a Don,
Shut it down ! Shut it down ! Close the whole bloody government !
Redundancies and fighting, very, very exciting me,
(Economics) Economics, (Economics) Economics, Economics make it so,
Magnifico oh oh oh oh !
(I'm just a rich guy, everyone loves me)
He's just a rich guy with a rich family
Spare him his tax from this accountancy,
Easy come, easy go, will you build my wall ?
Bismillah! No, we will not build your wall !
(Build his wall !) Bismillah! We will not build your wall !
(Build his wall ) Bismillah! We will not build your wall !
(Build his wall ) Will not build your wall !
(Build his wall ) Will not build your wall !
(Build his wall ) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, build my wall !
The FBI has a docket put aside on me, on me, on me !
So you think I’m a devious Russian spy ?
So you think Vladimir will hang me right out to dry ?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby !
Just gotta get loot, just gotta get loot outta here!
Borders really matter, anyone can see,
Borders really matter,
Borders really matter, to me,
Any way that Kim goes ...
Or you could just do a vocoder version like this.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=M2qroMuIluI
[doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2019]
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One tiny mushroom-flavored croissant. Watch out
for those spores... |
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I find this to be trumped up, and rather mercurial... |
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The Halfbakery's gain is the world of entertainment's gain. |
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I'm not a Queen fan, and particularly dislike this
song but this is a clever version that required a lot
of work - so croissant fragment delivered. |
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// required a lot of work // |
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Er, actually no. It's merely blatant plagiarism leavened with a pinch of satire. |
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It's but a bun, I know; but, there you go! |
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If I could only bun you
If I could make you smile
If I could only reach you
That would really be a breakthrough |
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Don't worry, We'll Always Be Together In Electric Dreams ... |
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Nailed it. I'm bowing to you, Sir 8th. (Jumps up and down and
yells for the husband to come see...) |
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Well, according to St. John of Patmos, "... and the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. {6:8} And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth...." |
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Ah yes - the Patmos. Barbarella. Those were the days. |
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Me bowing down, of course, AC531. Husband doesn't get
bowed to very often. It's a rarity at our house. |
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Please don't let that be a euphemism. |
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//Easy come, easy go, will you build my wall ?
Bismillah! No, we will not build your wall !
(Build his wall !) Bismillah! We will not build your wall !// |
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That was the actual laugh out loud part for me. |
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8 you clever bastard, this really is brilliant. If you were to
do this with that
"deep fake" style where you have videos of Trump for
instance saying "...will you build my wall?" and a chorus of
the Democrats in congress responding you'd get tens of
millions of views on Youtube. Probably worth about a
buck fifty, but there's more to life than money. |
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OK, just a cheezy paper cutout animation with the
mouths moving Monty Python style would do it. |
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Of course you'd have to record the song too obviously. Not
an easy song to recreate. There's an overdub or two. |
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Hey, offer a comedy theater group the gig. Have them
wear masks maybe? |
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Why not just use real Congresspersons ? We have it on relisble authority that U.S. politicians aren't that expensive to purchase outright ... |
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// there's more to life than money // |
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Tell that to the Ferengi .... |
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//U.S. politicians aren't that expensive to purchase
outright ...// |
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No doubt there are some real bargains to be had in
Congress. It's a buyer's market. |
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It's a well-known fact that American democracy is the best that money can buy ... |
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Is this the real wall? Is this just fantasy? [marked-for-that phrase under the plate-thing-whose name I forget] |
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// [marked-for-that phrase under the plate-thing-whose name I forget]// saucer ? |
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[+] Idea magined with full orchestration, but could be done a capella... Bohemian Raps in D |
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Weird to think everybody sang this in their head as they read
it. |
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It managed to wake up the autoboner again. |
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// everybody sang this in their head as they read it // |
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... except you, [doc], who no doubt sang it out loud ... |
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Hey man, I could tear this up. That's what I used to do. |
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Ready to call bullshit on my next story? |
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SUPPOSEDLY___SUPPOSEDLY Freddy Mercury was a fan of
my music. We were on the same label. |
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Now although it's true, (that I heard that from people at
the label, not that I've ever met anybody from the band
myself) I'd have no respect for anybody who would
believe that, and I certainly wouldn't. |
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Oh, and when I was a kid I shook Ronald Reagan's hand on
a tour of the State Capital. |
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That's it for interesting tidbits about my life. |
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All we hear is, Twitter Blah Blah! |
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// I shook Ronald Reagan's hand // |
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Pah.We have spent the best part of half an hour chatting to Her Majesty the Queen about Land Rovers, while holding the bridle of Princess Anne's horse backstage at the Horse of the Year show. Horrible, smelly, bad-tempered creature with huge teeth, although her horse was remarkably docile. The Queen knows a surprising amount about Land Rovers, too. |
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In defense of my apparently tall tale, this was back when
Queen (the band, not the) was dropped by EMI because of
lack of sales presumably. They were also, at that time,
considered a has-been band whose time had come and
gone, kind of yesterday's news and not the rock gods they
are now. It was only the occasional fan who didn't care
about being hip like me who were proud to be into
Queen. They were not cool. So back a quarter of a
century ago, if I had said "Freddy Mercury is a fan of my
music." people would have laughed, but for another
reason. |
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That being said, maybe the A&R guys at the label were
just lying to make me feel good. Eh, whatever. |
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But I definitely DID shake Reagan's hand. Jumped out in
front of him as we was walking through the statehouse
with a throng of reporters and suity guys, stood in front
of him and stuck my hand out. He laughed, bent down,
shook my hand and patted me on the head. He said
something but in all the noise and commotion, like the
teacher screaming at me to get back with the class I
didn't hear what he said. Probably "Get the fuck out of my
way you little commie shit, I've got a country to save!". |
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Oh yea, and I met a famous comic book artist. The kids
were all standing in line to get their comic books signed
and when it was my turn I got up there and pretended I
was mentally handicapped (no jokes please) and made a
bunch of grunting noises while twitching and making
spastic body convulsions while my buddies laughed their
asses off. He said "Awww." and gave me a big hug which
made me feel kind of bad. |
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Still, it was brilliant impromptu comical theater and
everybody (but the teacher of course) thought it was
awesome. Never had much luck with teachers. |
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No doubt that would be the geography teachers ... amoral sadistic misanthropic sociopaths, the lot of them. |
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"Horrible, smelly, bad-tempered creature " hahaha - don't believe it for a moment. |
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"// [marked-for-that phrase under the plate-thing-whose name I forget]// saucer ?" haha, tagline, that's it. my memory just keeps getting worse. |
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[All we hear is, Twitter Blah Blah!]
— Dub, Mar 21 2019 |
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Still laughing. Perfect, unfortunately. |
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Can't say it's not great but I can see autoboner's position. No air is way better at suffocating. |
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<Gloatingly fondles huge pile of croissants/> |
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<Googles some Pink Floyd lyrics/> |
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<Strolls slowly away, humming "My God, how the money rolls in" ... /> |
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