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Project on a suitable erection, say a large hotel, a progress bar
showing how Mr Trump is getting along.
4 years seems a long time, but at about half a percent a week,
before we know it, the president will have made all his progress.
POTUS Progress Pie
https://information...pps.io/progresspie/
Not on a building though - now with day count [DenholmRicshaw, Apr 03 2017, last modified Nov 07 2020]
Twitter users scalded Trump
http://www.independ...lling-a7671601.html
[not_morrison_rm, Apr 07 2017]
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Progress towards what, exactly? I'm not sure you can call the mess he's making "progress", at all... |
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Well, it's not as though anybody is russian him - Got to hand it to you, this idea will be huge ... |
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My guess was that he wouldn't last 120 days - So, for just over another 20 days? It'll work like Windows' file copy PB |
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//Trump Progress Bar// Mine's a large one. |
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Damn, and I was going to build a wall between me and the bar, and make Don Pilar and Don Julio pay for it. |
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A time lapse video of maggots eating a dead animal would
be my way of calibrating the 'progress' of The Retard. |
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Hi there Den and Dub. lovely to see you again. And aren't
you all just sssoooo nice when it comes to POTUS. (Fucking
twit butt head). Take away my PBS, take away my EPA, take
away my Planned Parenthood Centers, and my National
Endowments for the Arts, and then take away even my
right to an Administration that is not corrupt as hell, a pack
of lying scum bags, and sleeping with the enemy bums, no
less. |
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Then build your wall. Just build me on the other side or
give me a sword to fall on. Life within your walls would
not be worth living, you bigoted idiot face. |
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There, how's that for a progress bar??? Oh Den, love you,
but your idea is for the birds. |
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A suitable erection? Is that anything like a
micropenis
wearing a miniature sports coat? |
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The really sad thing is that they're really not that
good at
being corrupt. It's like the role of Dr. Evil as played
by
Mr. Magoo. |
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I'm surprised no one has connected the word "bar" to the
availability of alcoholic beverages. |
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I'm expecting that as the progress bar approaches 100% in 4
years, a pop-up would appear saying something like ... |
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"Insert second floppy to continue" |
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Or something like "Press any key to format drive C" |
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Reality error, press ctrl+alt+del...and none of this will have happened. |
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What's needed is a 'regress' bar, ticking off our descent from first to third world status as all our great 'wins' are turned into losses: woops there go the national parks, woops there go individual rights, etc. |
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[blissmiss], never been away... just watching. Constantly watching
:) |
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// from first to third world status // |
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<unnecessary and gratuitously offensive pedantry> |
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Actually, the USA is part of the "New World" of the Renaissance, the "Old World" being the existing "civilizations"* of Europe and the Near East. |
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So, America was only ever at best a "Second World" country** so the lapse into "Third World" status is actually not that big a step. |
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</unnecessary and gratuitously offensive pedantry> |
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*The Aztecs and the Inca don't count as civilizations, because despite having advanced agriculture, metalworking, roads, hydrology and art, the numerous religious murders they perpetrated were done in the wrong way, and in worship of entirely the wrong deities. |
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**While it was administered by the British Crown, that is. After that, it's all been pretty much downhill. Canada, for all its many faults, has had the sense to retain H. M. the Q. as their head of state, and don't tell us that lots of US citizens*** are even now looking Northward with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, drawing their plans. |
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*** Their intellects may well be "cool and unsympathetic", but we would certainly question if they count as "vast" ... |
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Is there no way his schedule could include Ford's Theatre and Texas School Book Depository on the same day, and would he take the hint? |
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I made an example -- see linky |
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POTUS Progress Pie - alliteratively more satisfying |
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Why a pie graph? Surely something more
traditionally Russian would be more fitting?
Perhaps chak-chak... that looks tasty. |
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"Is the vodka bottle half full, or half empty ?" |
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Yeah, why not a Ritz cracker? |
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If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to,
why don't you go where fascism sits,
Putin on the Ritz. |
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Sounds like the cue for a song .... |
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//"Is the vodka bottle half full, or half empty ?"//
<gulp>
In Russia, vodka bottle is completely empty... |
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[vernon] I'll drink to that! |
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//less prominent Twitter users scalded Mr rich asshole |
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Independent newspaper April 7th...link |
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Please no "he's in hot water now" jokes. |
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Edit: Just got an auto reply from the Indie about the typo, and I quote "I out of the office until Tuesday 18 April." My god, it's recursive typos all the way down... |
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My wife, who is as thoroughly non-political as you can be, said this morning " NOW he's finally doing something presidential - blowing shit up " ... |
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I'll meet you in the progress bar after work, drinks are on me. |
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shameless plug for added day count to the potus progress pie |
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Apparently now there is person referred to as The Trump Whisperer, who can calm down The Retard when he gets beyond even his own extremes of idiocy and becomes "emotional" At this point it's perhaps useful to imagine a turnip having emotions. |
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No imagination needed; his name is Bill Clinton ... |
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Enjoy your extra half bun, good sir! |
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Yes, forget to be a father, husband, and the like. Play with
us instead. For real. |
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oooops - suddenly remembers his children playing in locked
cellar with young fast growing crocodiles 9 years ago when
he first discovered the halfbakery. |
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Nah...he has more sense than that...right? |
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As I was fixing the link to my shameless app (which works by
the way), a pop up
appeared. |
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"Insert second floppy to continue" |
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It's OK everyone, I pressed cancel. |
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A day to go - let's see if he makes it to 100% |
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One of the speeded up sequences in the Peter Greenaway film A Zed and Two Noughts (ZOO) would have made a great visual indicators as the horde of maggots finish off the corpse of a dead animal. (will post one if they can be found) |
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Everyone I know is tiptoeing around, holding our breath and
non-stop praying. Please God, get him the hell outta DC and
dump his fat ass in Florida...Florida on Mars that is... hahaha |
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Should you start another chart now to keep track of how many days are remaining before he can get back into office again?
<snigger> |
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He won't want it. He's going to buy some useless
media corp where he doesn't have any actual
accountability but can lob propaganda all he wants. |
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