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Mind Control to Major Don,
Mind Control to Major Don,
Fuel your limousine and put your flak vest on,
Mind Control to Major Don,
Deporting wetbacks one by one,
Crush dissention, and may God's love help us all ...
[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff !
This is Mind Control to Major Don,
You've put them in a rage,
And the papers all say you've been most unfair,
Now it's time to leave the White House if you dare ...
This is Major Don to Mind Control,
I'm building up my Wall,
And they're voting in a most peculiar way,
And the polls look very different today,
For here
Am I sitting in a big car,
Messing up the world.
Planet Earth is screwed
And there's nothing you can do.
Now I've lost one hundred million votes,
I'm feeling quite unwell,
And I doubt the judges know which way to go,
Tell my wives I love them very much, they know.
Mind Control to Major Don,
Your budget's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me, Major Don?
Can you hear me, Major Don?
Can you hear me, Major Don?
Can you....
Here am I sitting in my big car,
Howling at the Moon,
Planet Earth is screwed
And there's nothing you can do ...
Springtime
https://www.youtube...watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
for Hitler and Germany [popbottle, Mar 03 2017]
Satire
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/satire
Noun, "A literary device of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change. Humor, irony, and exaggeration are often used to aid this. " [8th of 7, Mar 04 2017]
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Where do I buy the vinyl version of this recording? |
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(And [8th], are you Weird Al's brooding cousin? Are you Weird Al, and this is where you express your niche-ier than mass-market niche ideas?!) |
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[MB]ut, did you not shoot the sans-serif? |
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Speaking of using other people's ideas and twisty-ing words...
I quothed (?) you at a meeting today, [I_T]; something about Reality being broken and Not to Pay any Attention to it until it is Repaired. I even credited you, and people swore that your name sounded familiar. |
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You will be Googled. Consider yourself warned, you know, for when you become famous overnight. |
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... like John Wilkes Booth did ... |
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America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!
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And now it's...
Springtime for Donald and USA!
Bannon is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the orange face!
Springtime for Donald and Usa!
We'll all wear armbands once more!
Springtime for Donald and USA!
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Donald and USA...
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Winter for England and France
Springtime for Donald and USA!
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Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
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Come on, Americans
Go into your dance!
I was born in lots of cash und that is why they call me
Drumpf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Grand
Old party!
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer
is coming!
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Heil Donald!
Heil Donald!
Heil Donald!
Springtime for Donald and USA
Heil Donald!
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Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the lout
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for me!
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Yes, you see!
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Three!
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Heil myself
Raise your beer
Yuh huh!
Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty stand and cheer
Hooray!
Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty
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Heil myself!
Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty
Heil myself!
Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty
...stand and cheer!
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The POTUS is causing a ruckus!
He's got those Mexicans on the run
You gotta love that wacky Don!
The POTUS is causing a ruckus
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the world in his tiny hands
The POTUS is causing a ruckus!
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I was just a TV showman
No one much more bent
Got a phone call from Moscow
Told me I was President
Voting block was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Grabbed Meliana
In the vagina
Now Putin's smiling through!
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Challenge Tap, Challenge Tap,
Donald digs a challenge tap,
Bring Hillary to hear the news,
the facts is they hacks us, we cannot lose!
Cos' Mr T.
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Who is that?
Mr T.
That's me!
Is wearing his dancing shoes!
I am Sanders
Nothing could be grander
I am Hillary,
I'm here to win the day!
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It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the vermin Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are raising borders
The new world order is here
Make a great bigly smile
Ev'ryone praise me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
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Springtime for Donald and USA
Goose-step's the new step today
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Springtime!
Goose-steps!
Bombs falling from the skies again
Dumb is on the rise again
Springtime for Donald and USA
Everything will all be swell!
Springtime for Donald and USA
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Means that...
Soon we'll be going...
We've got to be going...
You know we'll be going....
You bet we'll be going...
You know we'll be going to hell! |
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Just don't get the fast fuse and the slow fuse mixed up ... |
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There is no such thing as politics any more, because there are no such things as policies any more. There are only soundbites and spin. |
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Welcome to the post-politics, post-progress era. |
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Politics has become Poly-ticks - the preserve of a new strain of warped, mentally ill thickos like The Retard. |
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