h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Trump-ET
Trump focuses on the extra terrestrial | |
Convince Donald Trump to resign as president, the night
before the electoral college vote, by telling him that you
are the antichrist and proving it by showing him your
flapping tetrahedron drone and telling him that this is
the
rapture and he can blow the trumpet and even change
his
name
to Trump-ET, if he resigns, and takes charge of
NASA as a private entity, and leads the search for the
extra terrestrial, by turning it into a media circus
complete with jealousy and back biting and all of the
great capitalist values that make our economy run.
This would be the Donald's chance to get out of all of
that
lousy homework of actually being president, and to grasp
the prize of being the shofar blower at the rapture. It is
an
offer he could not refuse, as a business man.
And Hillary Clinton will be president.
Rapture ?
http://www.chabad.o...e-Shofar-Blower.htm
Has Don T. ever played a horn or other musical instrument ? [popbottle, Nov 28 2016]
cretinism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism
After learning the origin of the term I resolved to stop using it as an insult. [Voice, Nov 28 2016]
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Any proposal, no matter how unlikely, to rid our lives of
the revolting cretin known as Donald Trump, gets my vote.
As ex president elect, he could be found suitable work
preening through garbage on a municipal dump somewhere,
an activity for which he is well qualified, requiring as it
does no reading skills. |
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This makes almost as much sense as the news cycle. |
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Any day now all of you guys will stop masturbating and
perhaps get back to work. God only knows what would
happen to GDP then |
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How would anyone know if they were the extra terrestrial? 'spose it kind of handy to have a spare. |
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I think I'm only normally terrestrial. What are the symptoms of hyperterrestrialism? |
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"Cognitive impairment may also range from mild to so severe that the person is nonverbal and dependent on others for basic care. Thought and reflexes are slower.
Other signs may include thickened skin, enlarged tongue, or a protruding abdomen" I rest my case. |
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