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Election a stand-off?
Call for Trumbiden, surgically grafted together, pro-rata percentage.
God knows how they go to the toilet, and who gets custody of the hair???
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// how they go to the toilet // |
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Who cares, they won't be able to talk and eliminate wastes at the same time (hopefully) as both processes required use of the same orifice ... |
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I like the idea of Trump being grafted on to
someone else but I'm suggesting it not be a person,
when a large vegetable marrow is a much more
appropriate recipient, especially of his head. |
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I can think of "better" uses for a large vegetable marrow and
Trump's orifice... |
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Well, you could chop it up into cubes, and boil it in salted water, and serve it as an accompaniment to a main meal. |
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Any thoughts as to what to do with the marrow, though ? |
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Glue the hair to the ass...oh wait... |
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This should be Bi-rump, shirley ? Two cheeks of the same ugly backside ? |
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Now that it's all over bar the sulking (and the sulking promises to
be epic), it's come to my attention that, even as the Democrats
gain the presidency, they're losing ground in congress. |
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This suggests two things. |
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First, the Democrats are *not* stealing the election - because, if
they were able and willing to steal elections, why wouldn't they
steal a handful of senate seats, without which they can't do
much anyway? |
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Second, there seems to have been a strong turnout among anti-
Trump republicans, who decided "sure, I'm a conservative, I don't
want to enable a left-leaning agenda in Congress but, on the
other hand, fuck Trump." |
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Is that a fair assessment? |
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