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Trouser Wig attaches to the front of your
pants in a similar
manner to that of a sporran, except it is
totally made out of
hair that can be styled in a number of
ways.
The daring may chose the fully
integrated "commando style"
with the standard zipper access being
totally replaced
with
that of the wig, with its luxurious curls
and ringlets, or choose the more
restrained version, where
the zip is retained.
Note (edit) - this idea has absolutely no
practical use or function; solves no
problems; has no reason
to exist, and neither is it intended to be
of a particular humorous merit. Also may
slightly irritate some folk. (but I still
like it)
Trouser Wig
http://web.mac.com/.../Trouser%20Wig.html
Pre-Raphaelite Hair example [xenzag, Feb 22 2008]
Hm, yes, let's bring back the merkin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
Or not. [DrCurry, Feb 22 2008]
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No, I know what you're thinking, but it's not the autoboner, it's me. Boned because this isn't particularly funny, has no reason to exist, solves no problems and slightly irritates me. |
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A handlebar moustache would be cool, you could twirl the ends. |
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//A handlebar moustache// - that would
be the "bearded wonder" variation. |
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//What does "has a reason to exist" mean, in the context of the halfbakery?// xenzag Feb 22 2008 |
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There's no reason for me to contemplate its existence. I'd like to think that every idea on the bakery, if not funny, warrants at least a moment of my consideration. An ephemeral thought that simply whispers, "yes, that would be quite cool." |
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Sorry for being a bit harsh, but you are capable of much greater. |
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So, you're saying that it's about as useful as permed pubes? |
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you know when you use a public loo and there's no paper towels... |
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A trouser wig, or a hairy codpiece? |
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Beware the dreaded comb-over! |
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This chastity belt has dread locks. |
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I have taken to pulling my trousers on over the trouser wig, and allowing a few stray tufts to escape here and there. |
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There are a few perverts out there, sporting a more "naturalistic" approach to pubic hair, that may imitate this. |
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